MULAN JR – Matchmaker tries to fix Mulan. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. >1 Min.
MATCHMAKER: (The MATCHMAKER makes notes.) Speaking without permission. Strike one. Hmmm! Too skinny. Humph. Not good for bearing sons. Lack of respect. Strike two. Ruining the Matchmaker’s last good pair of slippers – and her pedicure! Strike three! You clumsy, silly tomboy. You are a disgrace. You may look like a bride, but you will never bring your family honor!
