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“I pretended to be asleep from the film “Hall Pass.” Maggie explains why she’s giving her husband a hall pass. 1-2 min. MAGGIE: Remember last week when we went to Lucy’s award thing? That night when we got home, Rick and I were gonna … you know … and I was waiting for him in bed […]
THE BOOK OF MORMON – Elder Price has finally had it with… well, everything! 1 min. ELDER PRICE: Well, well… If it isn’t the SUPER MORMON. Spreading “the word”?! Making more – BRAIN WASHED ZOMBIES?! How is it YOU converted all those people into Mormons! You get everything you pray for. YOU’RE doing everything I was supposed […]
“The work of a critic” from the film “Ratatouille.” Anton eats ratatouille and his world is changed. Dramatic Monologue For Teen/Adult Male. 2 Min. Written by: Brad Bird, Bob Peterson, Katy Greenberg, and Emily Cook ANTON EGO: In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over […]
“But it wasn’t a dream” from the film “Wizard of Oz.” Dorothy explains Oz to her family. Dramatic Monologue For Teen Female. 1 Min. Written by: Jack Haley, Robert Lahr, Yip Harburg, et. al. DOROTHY: But it wasn’t a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you…and you were there. But you couldn’t […]
“Look around you” from the film “Tuck Everlasting.” Tuck wants to make sure Winnie knows what she’s getting into. Dramatic Monologue for Teen/Young Adult Male. 2 Min. Written by: Jeffrey Lieber, James V. Hart, and Natalie Babbitt Tuck: Look around you, the flowers, and the trees, and the frogs, they’re all part of the wheel. They’re […]
“Can you read my mind?” From the film “Superman.” Lois Lane talks to her love Superman. Dramatic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Female. 1 Min. Written by: Mario Puzo, David Newman, Leslie Newman, et. al. Lois: Can you read my mind? Do you know what it is you do to me. I don’t know who you are. […]
“Some things are best left unsaid” From the film “Shawshank Redemption.” Red talks about being free. Dramatic Monologue For Young Adult Male. 1 Min. Written by: Frank Darabont and Stephen King Red: I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don’t wanna know. Some things are […]
“My Name is Happy Gilmore” From the film “Happy Gilmore.” Happy Gilmore’s opening monologue. Comedic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Male. 3 Min. a by: Tim Herlihy and Adam Sandler Happy: My name is Happy Gilmore. Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey… wasn’t the greatest skater though. But that didn’t stop my dad […]
“You beasts” From the Animated Film “101 Dalmatians.” Cruella De Vil is not defeated by the dogs. Comedic Monologue For Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. Written by: John Hughes and Dodie Smith Cruella De Vil: You beasts! But I’m not beaten yet. You’ve won the battle, but I’m about to win the wardrobe. My spotty puppy coat […]
“Nice to be back” From the Animated Film “Aladdin.” The Genie pops out of its lamp. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Male. 2 Min. Written by: Roger Allers, Ron Clements, Ted Elliot, et. al. Genie: Aaaaahhhhh! OY! Ten-thousand years will give ya such a crick in the neck! Whoa! Does it feel good to be outta there! (pretends […]
“I feel physically inadequate” From the Animated Film “Antz.” Zee visits a psychologist. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 2 Min. Written by: Todd Alcott, Chris Weitz, and Paul Weitz Zee: All my life I’ve lived and worked in the big city, which now that I think of it, is a problem since I always feel uncomfortable […]
“It’s a drink” from the Film “E.T.” Elliot shows E.T. objects. Comedic Monologue For Kid Male. 2 Min. Written by: Melissa Mathison Elliot: Coke. You see, we drink it. It’s a, it’s a drink. You know, food. These are toys, these are little men. (showing him Star Wars action figures) This is Greedo, and then this is Hammerhead, […]
“Poor little rabbit” from the film “Gangs of New York.” The Butcher asks the cop to find who’s responsible for the rabbit’s death. 1 min. THE BUTCHER: That’s a sorry looking pelt…and it’s been so nice and quiet for the last three months. Tell me, this charge, doesn’t it sit uneasy with you?……(exhales neurotically and puts […]
“You can’t handle the truth” from the film “A Few Good Men.” Jessup is in court and confronts Kaffee about the reasons and facts that he can’t understand regarding what is necessary to keep the country safe. 1-2 min. JESSUP: You can’t handle the truth! …Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls […]
“But do you have the common courtesy to call me and tell me that you will be twenty-five minutes late?” from the TV Show “Full House”. Uncle Jesse is fed up with being a housewife. 3-4 Min. JESSE: Give me a break… Don’t “huh” me! You waltz in here twenty-five minutes late and expect sympathy? Huh! I have CLEANED […]
“It’s called the carousel,” from the TV Show “Mad Men”. While delivering a presentation, Don misses his family. 3-4 Min. DON: Well, technology is a glittering lure. But, uh, there is the rare occasion when the public can be engaged on a level beyond flash, if they have a sentimental bond with the product. My first job, […]
“I mean doctors can kill a patient and keep their jobs but for a nurse? We don’t get off so easy,” from the TV Show “How To Get Away With Murder”. Jolene pleads her case to Bonnie. 1-2 Min. JOLENE: I would turn my bedroom into an ICU, and make my little brothers pretend to be trauma victims. […]
“America is not the greatest country in the world anymore,” from the TV Show “The Newsroom”. Will’s speech on America. 5-6 Min. WILL: Fine. [to the liberal panelist] Sharon, the NEA is a loser. Yeah, it accounts for a penny out of our paychecks, but he [gesturing to the conservative panelist] gets to hit you with it anytime he […]
“And now I know that only love can truly save the world,” from the film “Wonder Woman”. Diana’s concluding statement. 1-2 Min. DIANA: I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind. But then I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their mind and learned that inside every […]