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“All this time you’ve been deceiving me.” from the film “Captain Fantastic” Ben is mad that his son, Bodevan, has gone behind his back and applied for college. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 40s-50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Matt Ross BEN: All this time you’ve been deceiving me. I allowed you to go to the […]
“I wanna thank all of you for a terrific summer.” from the film “Wet Hot American Summer” Set on the last day of camp, in the hot summer of 1981, it follows a group of counselors who are each trying to complete their unfinished business before the day ends. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 20s-40s. 1-2 […]
“WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS?” from the film “12 Monkeys” Jeffrey tried to explain to the other patients what he’s gone through. Ideal for Young Adult Males in their late teens, early 20s. 1-2 Min. Written By: David Peoples & Janet Peoples JEFFREY: WHO CARES WHAT PSYCHIATRISTS WRITE ON WALLS? (moves to Fale, jabs him with […]
“You take me out?” from the film “American Graffiti” After her longtime boyfriend Steve tells her he’s leaving town to go to college, Laurie tries to pretend she doesn’t care. Ideal for Teen Females. 1-2 Mins. Written By: George Lucas, Gloria Katz and Willard Huyck You take me out? When we first met you didn’t have enough […]
“So, you’re saying I shouldn’t really have sex. I should just say I had sex with someone. A girl.” from the film “Easy A”. Brandon convinces Olive to fake having sex with him. 5-6 Min. Olive enters her bedroom with Brandon in tow. OLIVE Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as you well know, by […]
“You know — you’re not as vile as I thought you were.” From the film “10 Things I Hate About You”. Patrick takes care of a drunk Kat, and they learn more about each other. 5-6 Min. Patrick marches Kat around the yard, holding her up. KAT This is so patronizing. PATRICK Leave it to […]
“Really, its no problem getting tickets?” from the film “Any Given Sunday.” Tony meets with his son Tom for the first time in 5 years. Tony tries to convince Tom to let him see his grandchildren. Ideal for Adult Males in their late 20s, early 30s. Written By: Daniel Pyne and John Logan TONY and TOM: Tony, […]
“No way! He just called him a dick.” from the film “Fast Time at Ridgemont High.” Linda & Stacy chat about high school stuff, and Linda demonstrates how to give a blow job. Ideal for Teen Females early 20s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Cameron Crowe. STACY and LINDA: LINDA I hear some surfer pulled a knife […]
“No occupation” from the film “Adam’s Rib.” Amanda interrogates Doris about the shooting of her husband. Ideal for Adult Females in their 30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Ruth Gordon AMANDA and DORIS: Amanda – Occupation? Doris – No occupation. A – Housewife. D – That’s right. Housewife. A – All right. D – […]
“Excuse me I was taking those.” from the TV show, “Ally McBeal.” Ally and a woman in the supermarket have a humorous argument about who deserves the Pringles. Ideal for Adult Females ranging from 25-30. 1-2 Mins. Written By: David E. Kelley BARBARA and ALLY: Barbara: Excuse me I was taking those . Ally: You Put them […]
WILD HONEY – Anna Petrovna confronts her husband about his deceit. 1-2 min. ANNA PETROVNA – How can you say that? How can you lie to me, on such a night as this, beneath such a sky? Tell your lies in autumn, if you must, in the gloom and the mud, but not now, not here. […]
“Hey I’m sorry I didn’t show up.” from the film “Mystic Pizza.” Kat is late and Daisy is pissed. The sisters argue. Ideal for Adult Females in their 20s-30s. 1 Min. Written By: Amy Holden Jones KAT and DAISY: Kat: Hi Dais’. Hey I’m sorry I didn’t show up. I said I’m sorry. Why are you […]
FENCES – Rose finally tells Troy how she feels. Dramatic monologue for adult female. 1-2 min. ROSE: I been standing with you! I been right here with you, Troy. I got a life too. I gave eighteen years of my life to stand in the same spot with you. Don’t you think I ever wanted other things? […]
“Excuse me.” from the film “Stranger Than Fiction.” Penny, an assistant hired by Kay’s publisher, shows up just when Kay is trying to decide how to kill Harold in her book. She doesn’t want Penny’s help in any way, but Penny is persistent. Ideal for Adult Females in their 30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Zach Helm […]
“Come on out!” from the film “Fallen” Police detective John Hobbes discovers that the serial killer he’s been pursuing is actually a demon named Azazel that inhabits human bodies and uses them to kill. Ideal for Adult Males in their 40s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Nicholas Kazan MAGUIRE and HOBBES: HOBBES Come on out! I know you’re […]
“You’re a pretty angry young fella, aren’t you?”from the film “Confessions of a Dangerous Mind.” Barris is approached by Byrd, who then asks him to be a CIA free agent assassin. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s and 50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Chuck Barris and Charlie Kaufman BYRD and BARRIS: Barris sits on the curb, […]
“How about a drink?” from the film “Apocalypse.” A captain and Willaird converse in a bar in Saigon. It turns out the captain is with the agency, and Willaird has no choice but to go on the mission. Ideal for Adult Males in their 40s-50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: John Milius and Francis Ford Coppola CAPTAIN and WILLARD: Not […]
“Well, thanks for finally seeing me” from the film “21 Grams.” Jack Jordan is in prison for killing a man and two children in a hit-and-run accident. He angrily confesses to Reverend John that he feels betrayed and abandoned by God, while Rev. John attempts to save Jack’s faith. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s-40s. […]
“You look like a swordfish I caught once.” from the film “The Replacement.” McGinty goes to ask Shane if he will quarterback his team during the strike. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s-50s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Vince McKewin McGINTY and SHANE: Shane flops onto the deck of his boat, exhausted, when… McGINTY (O.S.) You look like […]