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SHREK JR – Shrek’s opening monologue. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. Shrek: Once upon a time there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. It was a pretty nasty place, but he was happy because ogres like nasty. On his 7th birthday the […]
MULAN JR – Matchmaker tries to fix Mulan. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. >1 Min. MATCHMAKER: (The MATCHMAKER makes notes.) Speaking without permission. Strike one. Hmmm! Too skinny. Humph. Not good for bearing sons. Lack of respect. Strike two. Ruining the Matchmaker’s last good pair of slippers – and her pedicure! Strike three! You clumsy, […]
MULAN JR – Mulan challenges sexism. Dramatic Kid/Teen Monologue. >1 Min. MULAN: Why does it matter if I’m a girl? Isn’t what I can do more important than what I look like? I should have never left home. Maybe I didn’t go just for my father. Maybe what I really wanted was to prove I […]
MOANA JR – Gramma Tala gives Moana directions. Dramatic Monologue for Kid Female. >1 Min. GRAMMA TALA: Moana, I don’t have much time left. See those stars, in the shape of a fishhook? They will lead you to Maui. You can do it. You can. And when you find Maui, you grab him by the […]
MATILDA JR – Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. Miss Trunchbull: Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen. These things are a test of character. And I have character! I expect you’re wondering what I’m talking about? A child came to my house. I don’t know how, I […]
“You buy furniture.” from the film “Fight Club.” Jack talks about losing all his stuff. Then Tyler gets him to ask if he can stay at his place, for a favor. He proceeds to ask Jack :I want you to hit me as hard as you can.” Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s-30s. 1-2 Mins. […]
“What’s this about? You okay?” from the film “Boiler Room” Seth warns Chris that the FBI is onto them. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 20s-30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Ben Younger SETH and CHRIS: INT. STAIRWELL. DAY Seth waits nervously. Chris barges in. Chris: What’s this about? You okay? Seth: I […]
“Welcome my friend is been a long time.” from the film “Blow.” George confronts his old friend and partner Diego, who has stolen his most important drug trafficking connection. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 30s-40s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: David McKenna & Nick Cassavetes CESAR and DIEGO: CESAR Welcome my friend is been a long time. […]
“From my job.” from the film “American Beauty.” Ricky is caught by his father selling pot to Lester. Turns out Colonel (his father) thinks he had sex with Lester for money. Ricky pushes his father to the limit, and the Colonel kicks Ricky out of the house. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s-40s. 1-2 Mins. […]
“Andy, c’mon IN!” from the film “Man on the Moon.” George excitedly tells Andy he’s going to be on a show called Taxi, and Andy refuses to do it. George talks him into it, then Andy writes his terms, which are ridiculous. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s-30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Scott Alexander […]
“You’re fine? Let me tell you something Oz.” from the film ” The Whole Nine Yards.” Hit man Jimmy Tudeski and slightly neurotic dentist Nicholas ‘Oz’ Seransky meet in Jimmy’s apartment, which is next door to Oz’s, to discuss certain events that have transpired and to figure out what to do next. Ideal for Adult Males […]
“l’ll just stick with the teriyaki.” from the film “In Good Company.” Carter asks Dan to meet him for lunch. Dan thinks he is getting fired. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s-40s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Paul Weitz DAN and CARTER: Dan is sitting at a table alone in a sushi restuarent, waiting Carter: Sorry, […]
MADAGASCAR JR – Candy broadcasts the news. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. 1 Min. Candy Hammernose: This is “The Evening Actions News” with Candy Hammernose… the nose for news. We take you live to Times Square where witnesses her say a zebra has been seen roaming the streets.… this breaking news just in. We are […]
MADAGASCAR JR – King Julien welcomes the animals and bullies Mort. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min. King Julien: Welcome, you cavalcade of weirdos! Please feel free to bask in my glow. We thank you for saving the insignificant life of Mort. Don’t be rude, Mort, what do you say (pause) Oh, be quiet, […]
MADAGASCAR JR – Melman whines about being transferred. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. Melman: Oh, no. No, no. I can’t be transferred. I have a dermatology appointment with Dr. Goldberg at two, acupuncture with Dr. Wu at the three and ear, nose and throat with Dr. Patel from four on. Uhh, these waves […]
“Sorry about last night.” from the film “Bull Durham.” Nuke and Crash have one last chat in the locker room before Nuke goes up to the majors. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s-30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Ron Shelton CRASH AND NUKE: NUKE CLEANS OUT HIS LOCKER — Filling his travel bag. Crash sits on a […]
THE LITTLE MERMAID JR – Ariel shows Flounder what she found. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. >1 Min. Ariel: Oh, Flounder, you really are a guppy! Awww….. You’ll never guess what I found today. Look! (Lifts up a large silver serving fork) Have you ever seen anything so wonderful in your entire life? (Flounder ask […]
LION KING JR – Timon welcomes Simba. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min. TIMON: Welcome to our humble abode! Listen kid, if you’re gonna live with us, you gotta eat like us. I’m tellin’ ya, kid – this is the great life. No rules, no responsibilities… And best of all, no worries! One for […]
LEGALLY BLONDE JR – Emmett briefs Ms. Wyndham. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Male. 1 Min. EMMETT: Hi, Ms. Wyndham. I’m Emmett Forest. I’m co-counsel with Stidwell, Zyskowski, Fox and Callahan. These four interns are the cream of the crop at Harvard Law and we’re here to “whip up” your legal defense. Incidentally, my mom’s a […]