“I was sort of wondering what you looked like.” from the film “The Apartment.” Bud gets caught lending out his apartment so the execs at his office can carry on affairs. He admits the whole thing to Sheldrake, and promises never to ...
“Mr. Bialystock…” from the film “The Producers.” Bloom devises the scheme of over-producing a flop. Bialystock takes him seriously. Bloom has his meltdown (I’m wet and in pain and I’m still hysterical!!). Bialystock backs off and gets him to join him ...
“You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you” From the Film “17 Again.” Mike tells Stan off. Dramatic/Comedic Monologue For Teen Male Actor. 1 Min. Written by: Jason Filardi MIKE: You know, Stan, I feel sorry for you. (Mike speaks loudly now, ...
“I’m such a good friend” From the Film “Mean Girls.” Gretchen finally snaps and tells the truth about Regina. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. Written by: Tina Fey GRETCHEN: I mean, if you even knew how mean she really ...
“Student… council… president.” from the film “Election.” Jim tries to cheer up Paul and give him some drive by explaining to him the use of democracy. Ideal for Young Adult Males in their 20s. 1 Min. Written By: Tom Perrotta and ...
THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA – Julia tries to read her love letter from torn pieces of paper. Comedic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Female. 2 Min. JULIA Nay, would I were so anger’d with the same! O hateful hands, to tear ...
“Every girl is afraid of you” From the Film “Mean Girls.” Ms. Norbury tells the class how their lives will turn out if things don’t change. 1-2 min. Written by: Tina Fey MS. NORBURY: Regina George. Every girl here is afraid ...
“Blood Brothers” from the film “The Hangover.” Everybody gives a speech to congratulate the groom. This is Alan’s speech, at the end of which he takes out a knife and cuts his hand…. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 20-35. 1-2 ...
PTERODACTYLS – Emma Duncan, a hypochondriac with memory problems. Comedic monologue for adult females. 2-3 min. EMMA: Hello everybody. I’m dead. How are you? I’m glad I killed myself. I’m not recommending it for others, mind you—no Dr. Kevorkian am I. But ...
“You were nothing before you met me” From the Film “Heathers.” Heather tells her frenemy Veronica that she needs to watch herself. Comedic monologue for teen female. <1 min. Written by: Daniel Waters HEATHER CHANDLER – You were nothing before you met ...
“I’m actually talking to a rat” From the Film “Ratatouille.” Linguini despairs about his job. Dramatic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Male Actor. 1 Min. Written by: Brad Bird, Kath Greenberg, Bob Peterson, and Emily Cook LINGUINI: “Don’t look at me like ...
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS – Audrey dreams of the perfect life. Comedic Monologue for Teen/ Young Adult Female Actor. Under 1 Min. AUDREY: “Oh no. It’s just a day-dream of mine. A little development I dream of. Just off the Interstate. ...
LADY WINDERMERE’S FAN – Lady Windermere is getting ready for her birthday’s ball when the Duchess of Berwick pays her a visit, suggesting that her husband is seeing another woman. Comedic Monologue for Adult Female. 2-3 min. DUCHESS OF BERWICK: “Ah, what ...
“I used to be one of them” From the Film “Miss Congeniality.” Gracie confesses she used to think beauty pageants were anti-feminist. Comedic monologue for Adult Female Actresses. 1-2 Min. Written by: Marc Lawrence, Katie Ford, and Caryn Lucas GRACIE HART: Well, ...
“Congrats Class of 2004″ From the Film “Legally Blonde.” Elle Woods delivers her valedictorian speech. Comedic monologue For Adult Female Actress. 1-2 Min. Written by: Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith ELLE: On our very first day at Harvard a very wise ...
“And I think we should get married” From the Film “Fools Rush In.” Alex finally decides that Isabel is the one he loves. Comedic monologue for Adult Male Actor. 1-2 Min. Written by: Katherine Reback and Joan Taylor ALEX: This afternoon, ...
“We all masturbate” From the Film “American Pie.” Jim’s Dad tells him about masturbating. Comedic monologue for age 50+ Adult Male actors. 1-2 Min. Written by: Adam Herz JIM’S DAD: Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I ...
“Emergency Bella meeting” from the film “Pitch Perfect” – Aubrey leads and motivates the newest set of Bellas. Comedic monologue ideal for Adult Female Actresses. 1-2 Min. Written by Kay Cannon AUBREY: I’m calling an emergency Bella-meeting. First up? Our score sheet revealed ...
“A little story about a girl named Megan” from the film “Bridesmaids”- Megan tries to set Annie straight. Comedic monologue for adult female. 1-2 min. Written by Annie Mumolo & Kristen Wiig MEGAN: I think you’re ready to hear a little story about ...
“I’m not even a teacher” From the Film “School of Rock.” Dewey apologizes to the school for pretending to be a teacher. Dramedy monologue for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min. Written by: Mike White DEWEY: I’m not Melvin Schneebly. I’m ...