Comedic

“My grandparents” from the film “50 FIRST DATES” Henry tells Lucy how his grandparents met. Comedic monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min. Written by: George Wing HENRY: My grandparents. He was a political prisoner in Argentina.  She was ...

FUN HOME – Alison reacts to her father’s response to her coming-out letter. Dramatic/Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1-2 Min. MEDIUM ALISON: (reading) “Dear Al, big week at Fun Home. Couple of kids from Lock Haven wrapped their car ...

“It’s a good non-specific symptom” from the film “FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF” – Ferris Bueller’s intro monologue. Comedic Monologue For Teen Male Actor. 1-2 Min. Written by: John Hughes Ferris Bueller: “The key to faking out the parents is the clammy ...

“It’s great to meet you, really.” from the film “500 DAYS OF SUMMER” Tom tries to explain to Alison why he’s not ready to date her. Dramatic Monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min.  Written by: Scott Neustadter and ...

MEAN GIRLS THE MUSICAL – As Regina recovers in the hospital, she tries to tell Cady why she was so mean. Comedic Monologue ideal for Late Teens/ Early 20s Female Actors. 1-2 Min. REGINA: I’m going to forgive you. Because I’m ...

“We could certainly party with the Haitians” from the film “Clueless” – Cher explains her take on immigration. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. CHER: “So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some ...

“She has a boyfriend and you’re weird” from the film “Freaky Friday” – Anna Coleman flips out on Mr Bates. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. Written by Heather Hatch & Leslie Dixon ANNA COLEMAN: “Mr. Bates, may I ...

“Paul, I know you’ve been pretty down since your accident.” from the movie “Election.” Jim urges Paul, a student at Millard High School, to run for class president. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Alexander Payne and ...

“I’ve been robbed!” from the film “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” – Sally is mad at Linus because she wasted Halloween by waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Comedic Monologue For Female Kid Actor. 1 Min. Written by Charles Schultz SALLY BROWN: I ...

YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN – Lucy explains Charlie Brown’s face to Linus. Comedic Monologue For Female Kid Actor. 1 Min. Lucy: Now Linus, I want you to take a good look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you please hold ...

YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN – Schroeder finally tells Lucy what he thinks of her. Comedic Monologue For Male Kid Actor. 1 Min. Schroeder: I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true. You’re a very ...

“You’re full of crap.” from the film “THE SANDLOT” – A new kid in town is taken under the wing of a young baseball prodigy and his team in this coming of age movie set in the summer of 1962. Together, ...

MATILDA THE MUSICAL – Bruce tells the story of the time he stole a chocolate cake. Comedic Monologue For Male Kid Actor. 2-3 Min. BRUCE: Okay, look, alright, I stole the cake. And honestly I was really, definitely, sort of almost ...

“You are everything I never knew I always wanted.” from the movie “Fools Rush In.” Alex finally decides that Isabel is the one he loves. Ideal for Adult Males in their 20s and 30s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Katherine Reback Alex: ...

“I moved to Boston, I work in a law office, I’m the big success story.” from the play “Spike Heels.” A contemporary comedy of manners which explores sexual harassment, misplaced amour, and the possibility of a four sided love triangle. The ...

  “I remember the summer after my mother passed away from the movie “30 Mins or less.”Nick is a pizza deliverer who lives a fairly ordinary, boring life — until he crosses paths with two aspiring criminal masterminds, who kidnap ...

“And thus began the best summer of my life from the play ” Shows for Days.” Car is a playwright looking back on a time in his life when he discovered theater. Ideal for Adult Males in their 30s. 1-2 Mins. ...

“You Still Thinking About Grad School” from the film “Adventureland.” Eric tries to convince his friend, James, that he doesn’t need to go to graduate school. Ideal for Male Teens or in their early 20s. 1-2 Mins. Directed By: Greg ...

“Now Be a Good Girl and Get My Coffee” from the musical “9 to 5″. Mr. Hart tells the gals what he expects of them at work.  Ideal for Adult Males 30s to 60s. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Dolly Parton and Patricia ...

LONELINESS – A stranded man talks to inanimate objects in this comedic monologue for male actors. 2-3 Min. EXT: A DESERTED ISLAND Logan is stranded and has been alone on the island for quite some time. He has taken to talking ...