“You may believe that, but nobody else does.” from the play, “The Tenor” Gerado states that Duhring has wasted his life. Duhring has been doing everything for his art. Gerardo reveals there is a different view of art from the idealistic ...
“Incriminating? How can you ask that, Isabel?” from the play, ” Poor Harold!” Harold has disgraced his family by being named in a divorce case. He laments the letters that were printed. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 30-49. 1-2 Mins. ...
“My cat died last week” from the play, “Clown Bar” Dusty muses about his life as Twinkles and Happy are trying to decide whether or not to shoot each other. Ideal for Adult Males ranging from 20-69. 1-2 Mins. Written By: Adam ...
“Mr Worthing I confess I feel somewhat bewildered…” from the play, ” The Importance of Being Earnest” Lady Bracknell has become aware of Jack’s intentions toward Gwendolyn. Upon learning of his heritage, the romance cannot be allowed. Ideal for Adult Females ...
“So, you’re saying I shouldn’t really have sex. I should just say I had sex with someone. A girl.” from the film “Easy A”. Brandon convinces Olive to fake having sex with him. 5-6 Min. Olive enters her bedroom with Brandon in ...
“You know — you’re not as vile as I thought you were.” From the film “10 Things I Hate About You”. Patrick takes care of a drunk Kat, and they learn more about each other. 5-6 Min. Patrick marches Kat ...
DROP DEAD JULIET – Juliet confronts the audience about a better story than “Romeo and Juliet.” Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Juliet: Did I say Quit? Did anyone say quit? I’m not quitting. I just want a better ...
SINGING IN THE RAIN JR – Kathy mistakes movie star Don Lockwood for a criminal. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Kathy: Leave me alone. You’re a criminal. I’ve seen that face someplace. You’re a famous gangster. I’ve seen ...
SHREK JR – Lord Farquaad tortures information out of Gingy. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. FARQUAAD: Listen cookie, you still haven’t told me where the princess is. Oh, she’s in a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot lava. Well that ...
SHREK JR – Shrek’s opening monologue. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. Shrek: Once upon a time there was a little ogre named Shrek, who lived with his parents in a bog by a tree. It was a pretty ...
MADAGASCAR JR – King Julien welcomes the animals and bullies Mort. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. >1 Min. King Julien: Welcome, you cavalcade of weirdos! Please feel free to bask in my glow. We thank you for saving the insignificant ...
MADAGASCAR JR – Melman whines about being transferred. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. Melman: Oh, no. No, no. I can’t be transferred. I have a dermatology appointment with Dr. Goldberg at two, acupuncture with Dr. Wu at the ...
ELF JR. – Buddy sings for all to hear. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. BUDDY THE ELF: I just like smiling. Smiling is my favorite! Sounds like someone needs to sing a Christmas Carol, don’t you know the ...
ELF JR. – Santa explains Buddy’s story. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. SANTA: Once upon a time there was this young woman, Susan Welles, she had a baby, but she passed away soon after he was born. That ...
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST JR – Gaston once again tries to impress Belle. Comedic Monologue for Kid Male. 1 Min. GASTON: (To Belle, Handing her flowers) For you…Mademoiselle. I know I shouldn’t have, so don’t mention it. Belle, this is the ...
MARY POPPINS JR. – Mary Poppins shows up at the Banks’ door. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. MARY POPPINS: Mary Poppins: Good morning. I’ve come in answer to the advertisement. George and Winefred Banks live here, do they not? ...
“You must not fight” from the film “Aristocats.” The Duchess teaches the kittens how to act. Comedic Monologue for Kid Female. >1 Min. Written by: Larry Clemmons, Frank Thompson, Ralph Wright, et. al. DUCHESS: Now kittens, you must not fight. Toulouse! ...
“Guys and Gidgets” from the film “Hairspray.” Corny Collins amps up his fellow performers. Comedic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. Written by: Leslie Dixon CORNY: Now don’t forget, Guys and Gidgets: Our very first prime-time spectacular is coming up on ...
“You beasts” From the Animated Film “101 Dalmatians.” Cruella De Vil is not defeated by the dogs. Comedic Monologue For Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. Written by: John Hughes and Dodie Smith Cruella De Vil: You beasts! But I’m not beaten yet. ...
“But do you have the common courtesy to call me and tell me that you will be twenty-five minutes late?” from the TV Show “Full House”. Uncle Jesse is fed up with being a housewife. 3-4 Min. JESSE: Give me a break… Don’t ...