“Cause the only thing you give a shit about is yourself… and your medals,” from the film “Baywatch”. Mitch tells Brody he is out of the team. Comedic monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min. MITCH: I watched you win ...
THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNEST – Cecily meets Algernon, who she believes is Ernest. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female. 1 Min. Written by: Oscar Wilde CECILY: You silly boy! Why, we have been engaged for the last three months. It will be ...
“Hello! Earth to Ellie. from the film “Ellie Parker.” Ellie and Leslie talk about acting, then they race to see who can cry first. Ideal for Adult Women who range from 20s to 30s. 1 Min. Written By: Scott Coffey Ellie and ...
“I’m such a good friend” From the Film “Mean Girls.” Gretchen finally snaps and tells the truth about Regina. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. Written by: Tina Fey GRETCHEN: I mean, if you even knew how mean she really ...
THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF VERONA – Julia tries to read her love letter from torn pieces of paper. Comedic Monologue For Teen/Young Adult Female. 2 Min. JULIA Nay, would I were so anger’d with the same! O hateful hands, to tear ...
LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS – Audrey dreams of the perfect life. Comedic Monologue for Teen/ Young Adult Female Actor. Under 1 Min. AUDREY: “Oh no. It’s just a day-dream of mine. A little development I dream of. Just off the Interstate. ...
“I used to be one of them” From the Film “Miss Congeniality.” Gracie confesses she used to think beauty pageants were anti-feminist. Comedic monologue for Adult Female Actresses. 1-2 Min. Written by: Marc Lawrence, Katie Ford, and Caryn Lucas GRACIE HART: Well, ...
“Congrats Class of 2004″ From the Film “Legally Blonde.” Elle Woods delivers her valedictorian speech. Comedic monologue For Adult Female Actress. 1-2 Min. Written by: Karen McCullah and Kirsten Smith ELLE: On our very first day at Harvard a very wise ...
“And I think we should get married” From the Film “Fools Rush In.” Alex finally decides that Isabel is the one he loves. Comedic monologue for Adult Male Actor. 1-2 Min. Written by: Katherine Reback and Joan Taylor ALEX: This afternoon, ...
“We all masturbate” From the Film “American Pie.” Jim’s Dad tells him about masturbating. Comedic monologue for age 50+ Adult Male actors. 1-2 Min. Written by: Adam Herz JIM’S DAD: Son, I wanted to talk to you about what I ...
“My grandparents” from the film “50 FIRST DATES” Henry tells Lucy how his grandparents met. Comedic monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min. Written by: George Wing HENRY: My grandparents. He was a political prisoner in Argentina. She was ...
“It’s great to meet you, really.” from the film “500 DAYS OF SUMMER” Tom tries to explain to Alison why he’s not ready to date her. Dramatic Monologue ideal for Adult Male Actors. 1-2 Min. Written by: Scott Neustadter and ...
MEAN GIRLS THE MUSICAL – As Regina recovers in the hospital, she tries to tell Cady why she was so mean. Comedic Monologue ideal for Late Teens/ Early 20s Female Actors. 1-2 Min. REGINA: I’m going to forgive you. Because I’m ...
“We could certainly party with the Haitians” from the film “Clueless” – Cher explains her take on immigration. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. CHER: “So, OK, like right now, for example, the Haitians need to come to America. But some ...
“I’m not so afraid anymore” from the film “Princess Diaries” – Mia gives a speech and accepts the role of Princess of Genovia. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1-2 Min. Written by Gina Wendkos MIA: Hi, um… hello. I’m ...
“She has a boyfriend and you’re weird” from the film “Freaky Friday” – Anna Coleman flips out on Mr Bates. Comedic Monologue For Teen Female Actor. 1 Min. Written by Heather Hatch & Leslie Dixon ANNA COLEMAN: “Mr. Bates, may I ...
“I’ve been robbed!” from the film “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” – Sally is mad at Linus because she wasted Halloween by waiting for the Great Pumpkin. Comedic Monologue For Female Kid Actor. 1 Min. Written by Charles Schultz SALLY BROWN: I ...
YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN – Lucy explains Charlie Brown’s face to Linus. Comedic Monologue For Female Kid Actor. 1 Min. Lucy: Now Linus, I want you to take a good look at Charlie Brown’s face. Would you please hold ...
YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN – Schroeder finally tells Lucy what he thinks of her. Comedic Monologue For Male Kid Actor. 1 Min. Schroeder: I’m sorry to have to say it to your face, Lucy, but it’s true. You’re a very ...
MATILDA THE MUSICAL – Bruce tells the story of the time he stole a chocolate cake. Comedic Monologue For Male Kid Actor. 2-3 Min. BRUCE: Okay, look, alright, I stole the cake. And honestly I was really, definitely, sort of almost ...