DROP DEAD JULIET – Mercutio talks about Queen Mab. Comedic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. Mercutio: That queen Mab came me by. She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate stone. In ...
DROP DEAD JULIET – Juliet confronts the audience about a better story than “Romeo and Juliet.” Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Juliet: Did I say Quit? Did anyone say quit? I’m not quitting. I just want a better ...
BYE BYE BIRDIE JR – Mama (Mrs. Peterson) tells her son about riding the subway. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. MAMA aka Mrs Peterson: (Albert’s Mother, speaking to him) Don’t worry about me, sonny…. I’m just a little ...
WIZARD OF OZ JR – Glinda asks Dorothy her intentions. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. >1 Min. Glinda “Good Witch:” Are you a good witch or a bad witch? Or is that the witch? Well, I’m a little muddled. The ...
THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE JR – Jimmy discounts Millie’s dreams. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. Jimmy: Girls like you arrive here everyday, so full of dreams you may as well be sleepwalking. Well, now that you’re awake, why not ask ...
THOROUGHLY MODERN MILLIE JR – Millie explains her plan for future wealth. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Millie: Hey, I’m broke, not poor. There’s a big difference. Poor sounds permanent, broke can be fixed. I have a plan ...
SOUND OF MUSIC – Brigitta tells Maria that her father loves her. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. BRIGITTA: (to Maria) Oh, Freulein, Father’s never going to marry her. Why, he couldn’t, because he’s in love with you. … ...
SINGING IN THE RAIN JR – Don Lockwood reminisces about his life. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. Don: Well, I’ve had one motto which I’ve always lived by: Dignity – always dignity. This was instilled in me by ...
SINGING IN THE RAIN JR – Kathy mistakes movie star Don Lockwood for a criminal. Comedic Monologue for Teen Female. 1 Min. Kathy: Leave me alone. You’re a criminal. I’ve seen that face someplace. You’re a famous gangster. I’ve seen ...
MULAN JR – Matchmaker tries to fix Mulan. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. >1 Min. MATCHMAKER: (The MATCHMAKER makes notes.) Speaking without permission. Strike one. Hmmm! Too skinny. Humph. Not good for bearing sons. Lack of respect. Strike two. Ruining ...
MULAN JR – Mulan challenges sexism. Dramatic Kid/Teen Monologue. >1 Min. MULAN: Why does it matter if I’m a girl? Isn’t what I can do more important than what I look like? I should have never left home. Maybe I ...
MATILDA JR – Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. Miss Trunchbull: Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen. These things are a test of character. And I have character! I expect you’re wondering ...
LEGALLY BLONDE JR – Paulette does Elle’s hair. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. PAULETTE: Hey there! Welcome to the Hair Affair. You’re with Paulette so you’re in good hands. I’m sorta like Allstate, but for hair. (Elle says she ...
LEGALLY BLONDE JR – Elle gives her valedictorian speech. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. ELLE: On our very first day at Harvard a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, “The law is reason free from passion.” Well, no offense to ...
HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL JR. – Ms. Darbus leads the class. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. Ms Darbus: Well, once again, they forgot to announce the auditions for the winter musical, Juliet and Romeo, written by our very own ...
RODGERS AND HAMMERSTEIN’S CINDERELLA – Cinderella dreams about the ball. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. CINDERELLA – Every girl is dreaming and wishing she were at the ball tonight. I can’t be there because of my Stepmother… Well, somebody ...
BYE BYE BIRDIE – Mr. MacAfee’s democracy is over. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 1 Min. MR. MACAFEE: I have tried to run this house on a democratic basis. I have extended the privilege of self-determination to both the woman ...
MARY POPPINS JR. – Mary Poppins shows up at the Banks’ door. Comedic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. 1 Min. MARY POPPINS: Mary Poppins: Good morning. I’ve come in answer to the advertisement. George and Winefred Banks live here, do they not? ...
“Let’s see who their parents are” from the film “Descendants.” Belle looks for the parents of new students at her school. Dramatic Monologue for Kid/Teen Female. >1 Min. Written by: Josann McGibbon and Sara Parriott BELLE: Let’s see who their parents ...
“Tink, where are you” from the play “Peter Pan.” Peter watches Wendy’s mom enter her room. Dramatic Monologue for Teen Male. 2 Min. Written by: J.M. Barrie PETER PAN: Tink, where are you? Quick, close the window. [It closes.] Bar it. [The bar ...